Wizard of Oz: I can't come back! Female Munchkin: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! (Dorothy grabs the bucket of water), Wicked Witch of the West: Don't throw that water! Scarecrow and Dorothy Gale: (Singing together and skipping down the road) We're off to see the wizard. Learn more Add to cart if you order today. The only way to get Dorothy back to Kansas is for me to take her there myself. (Dorothy and her friends among with the worried crowd rushed to the WIzard's palace.). Replica of Professor Marvel wagon art from Wizard of Oz | Boing Boing Two years ago, I posted about graphic designer Jon Heilman's exquisite replica of the time portals map from Terry Gilliam's 1981 film Time Bandits. Nobody's ever seen the great Oz! As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. Well, she's, she's putting her hand on her heart. Scarecrow: Pardon me! Wizard of Oz: Bring me her broomstick and I'll grant your requests. How can I ever thank you enough? Glinda: And so, what the Munchkins want to know is, are you a Good Witch or a Bad Witch? Professor Marvel Banner, Who gets to decide what is normal and what is weird? Wizard of Oz: Silence, whippersnapper! Dorothy you're waking up! [booming voice] Glinda: No, that's true. The Wizard of Oz Dorothy then realizes how selfish she has been by not thinking about her Aunt's feelings and not taking her guardians into consideration. It's me! They're printed on canvas and available in a variety of sizes, starting at $36. Come on, get in the cellar! , Now go on. Sylvia. Please knock." Why have you come back? Wicked Witch of the West: You stay out of this, Glinda or I'll fix you as well! Dorothy Gale, Tin Man, and Scarecrow: (Together and they march fearfully down the road) Lion and tigers and bears! I would. It's her. Scarecrow: (Nervously) Animals that eat straw? Scarecrow: Yes, it is! Set where you live, what language you speak, and the currency you use. Give him back to me! Mayor Munchkin: As mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally. (Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion and Toto continue their journey to the Emerald City. (Munchkins giggled). (To Scarecrow) Put your hands up, you lopsided bag of hay! As one dog to another, huh? (Picks up Toto and turns back to Professor Marvel) Goodbye, Professor Marvel and thanks al lot! Is that right? Uncle Henry: Oh, she bit her dog eh? Hail to Dorothy! Tin Man: Here, here. The Wizard of Oz Hold on to your heart. Professor Marvel's wagon _____ Lyrics! Glinda: That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East. Ha-ha-ha! (To her friends) I love you all too. They don't appreciate you. Of what was once the Wicked Witch. A cow floats by mooing and Toto looks out the window as he barks. Ho-ho-ho! Scarecrow: Of course, I don't know, but I think it'll get darker before it gets lighter. I'm just a dandy lion. But attractive to the eye and soothing the smell! Auntie Em! : The Wicked Witch shrieks and throws the hourglass to the floor below which it bursts into flames and destroyed. Shows and Auditions. Tin Man and Lion finish putting Scarecrow back together as Toto approaches them. Step forward, Tin Man! Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Mar 14-25! The Good Witch of the North sent me. : Professor Marvel: Well, well, well! Zeke: You couldn't forget my face, could you? The wonderful Wizard of Oz. Chirp, chirp, chirp! (To himself) Poor little kid. MLS -- Professor comes out of wagon -- CAMERA PANS him left to horse --wind blowing -- Professor looks around -- starts out left with horse --PROFESSOR Better get under cover, Sylvester --there's a storm blowing up -- a whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. (Dorothy is on the verge of tears) It isn't long, my pretty. Though my tail would lash. (Lion gets extremely frightened and runs out of the throne room then he jumps out through the glass window. Tin Man: (Singing) I'd be gentle as a lizard. ), Glinda: Let the joyous news be spread! it's Aunt Em, darling. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! This is Glinda the Good Witch of the North.). (Scoffs), Tin Man: I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. This post was published on the now-closed HuffPost Contributor platform. Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order. ), (The camera switches to Miss Gulch pedals down the country road. We all love you. In the merry old land of Oz. I'm a very good man. It's a twister! : [the Cowardly Lion jumps with fright and running of the Wizard's throne room, jumps out of the window]. What is it? Star Seller. : (Dorothy and her friends cringe in fear then the Wicked Witch gets the flames with her broomstick) (To Scarecrow) How about a little fire, Scarecrow? Tin Man breaks the flower pot with his axe making it look like a crown and placed it on Lion's head) Monarch of all I survey. You'll find he is a whiz of a wiz. Oh my! Tin Man walks backwards then he begins dancing as Scarecrow and Dorothy watch in delight. Come on! Scarecrow: Then why didn't you tell her before? sales : (Grabs her basket) Oh, I've got to go home right away! I'm Glinda the Witch of the North. Wizard of Oz: Frightened? (As Tin Man continues crying an image of Glinda appears on camera and she waves her wand making the snow fall from the sky.). But they have one thing you haven't got. I've got to see the Wizard. Dorothy Gale: Do Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals? Cowardly Lion: I gotta get her out of there? Auntie Em: How would it be if she keeps him tied up? Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz! (Auntie Em goes to Dorothy's room, Uncle Henry sits down on the chair and Miss Gulch stood there shocked. , [booming voice] I better wait for you outside. You ungrateful creatures! He's really gentle, with gentle people that is. 1. Miss Gulch: If you don't hand over the dog, I'll bring a damage suit that'll l take your whole farm. Professor Marvel: Hello there! Courage! We're off to see a wizard! A testimonial. Hold on to your breath. Oh! Oh look! I'll fight with my eyes closed! Not chintz. Oh! | Scarecrow: (Stuffs the straw back into himself) Oh, no. Well It's all right now. : (To Dorothy) I'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the Wicked Witch of the West. Dorothy Gale: (Nodding her head) Yes. Winkie Guards: (Together) The Wicked Witch is dead! You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you? We've done what you've told us. If I only had a heart. (Dorothy smiled knowing that the Winkie guards are free.). (Removes the rug) Courage! Wicked Witch of the West: All in good time, my little pretty. What puts the ape in apricot? Outside of Dorothy's bedroom window a picket fence and a tree float by and Dorothy awakens as the chicken coop floats by. Not so fast, not so fast! Dorothy Gale: Well, of course not. The Wizard of Oz Dorothy Gale: I couldn't say. Dorothy Gale: Oh, please. I mean, Your Excellency I-I mean, Your Wizardry. banner was very nice. The greatest Oz has spoken! Very kind. Oh, no, my dear! Wizard of Oz: (Furiously) Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz! Wizard of Oz: Well, you force me into a catactlysmic decision. Here, here! Professor Marvel Scarecrow: I don't see how. Oh, so she is! Why didn't you say that in the first place? (They run upstairs to the tower and Toto shows them the locked door.) In the merry old land of Oz. : [Yanking back the curtain] Dorothy of (To Toto) Say goodbye, Toto. You're out of the dark. (The Munchkin trumpeters and played a fanfare as the Mayor comes out among with the Barrister. : The Wizard of Oz Dorothy This is the Wicked Witch of the West the Munchkins are frightened as they scatter from her. Yes, your honor. Dorothy Gale: (Kisses Lion) Goodbye Lion. ), (The camera switches where Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion, and Toto climb up the rocky mountain. Oh, please. (Hugging Toto) Home! Release Dates Wicked Witch of the West: Very well. I'm frightened. Dorothy Gale: (Catches him) Oh, you're not starting out very well. (Just then Dorothy and her friends made it through the forest then they finally saw Emerald City.). The Cowardly Lion Oil my elbows. It features Professor Marvel and Dorothy inside the Professors wagon consulting the spirits. I'll take care of you now instead of later! Tin Man: Why don't you try counting sheep? Cowardly Lion: (Waking up and yawning) Unusual weather we're having, ain't it? Keep in mind: shipping carrier delays or placing an order on a weekend or holiday may push this date. Ding-Dong the Wicked Witch is dead! Thought you'd be pretty foxy, didn't you? Won't you take me with you? Glinda: Are you a good witch or a bad witch? That could be Professor Marvel himself. Service. The Cowardly Lion Turning off personalized advertising opts you out of these sales. Learn more in our Privacy Policy., Help Center, and Cookies & Similar Technologies Policy. This type of data sharing may be considered a sale of information under California privacy laws. Their magic must be very powerful or she wouldn't want them so badly. I'll see you get safely to the Wizard, whether I get a brain or not! And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. Look, I won't be any trouble, because I don't eat a thing. HELP! ), Lullaby League Trio: We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby League. Come back! : And you, Lion! And my head I'd be scratching. It's gonna be so hard to say goodbye. Scarecrow: Don't cry now. Dorothy Gale: (Hugging Tin Man) I knew you'd come! , I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. What'd he say? (Shows straw to Dorothy). Dorothy and her friends get up and walk into the entrance.). Professor Marvel: Do you know any? Dorothy Gale: Run, Toto, run! (Then she stalks away and locks Dorothy in the tower room. ", The wide-eyed girl smiles and says, "Why it's just like you could read what was inside me!". [booming voice] The Scarecrow Miss Gulch glares and he shrugs. [all together] Wake up. (Chuckling) Come on, get up and fight, you shivering junkyard. Fly! (Lion nods his head and whirls around then Dorothy, Scarecrow, and Tin Man stop him. (The pink bubble comes down from the sky. The Wizard of Oz As for you, my fine friend, you're a victim of disorganized thinking. The Wizard of Oz Then the camera switches outside of the Emerald City as Dorothy and her friends head for the green gate.). This is absolutely unprecedented! The merry-o, sing it high, sing it low. Ironically, although she finally got an agreement for five weeks of work, she ended up working on the film for three months. Dorothy Gale: Goodness! The Wizard? ), (The scene changes where Dorothy and Toto walk down the yellow brick road next to the cornfield.). Who began to twitch and was reduced to a stitch. Glinda the Good Witch of the North: You don't need to be helped any longer. Scarecrow: Oh, that's too bad. (Sees the horse purple) What kind of a horse is that? There's no place like home. Go home. I was petrified. (A crow lands on his shoulder) Boo! Now don't tell me. Hearts will NEVER be practical until they can be made unbreakable. While my thoughts were busy hatching. Jiminy crickets! Why, you're nothing but a great big coward! The Gatekeeper Follow the Yellow Brick. The Gatekeeper (An angry woman rides her bicycle down the country road to the farm,this is Miss Gulch she has a basket on the back of her bicycle. Where do you want to be oiled first? Tin Man: (Singing) I hear a beat. (To Scarecrow) A man made out of tin! You can change your preferences any time in your Privacy Settings. Uncle Henry: Hurry up! And a couple of brand-new straws. My life has been simply unbearable. Dorothy and her friends arrive at the haunted forest carrying weapons then stop to look at the sign. It's all right! Dorthy Gale: Oh dear! Shop confidently on Etsy knowing if something goes wrong with an order, we've got your back for all eligible purchases Dorothy The Wicked Witch is dead. Wizard of Oz: Yes, that's exactly so. How can I ever thank you enough? Bah! I was just thinking, I really don't want to see the Wizard this much. Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.