Thats not how it works! Opening the door slightly, Luna stuck her head out and saw a man, somewhere in his early 30's with Caucasian skin and short brown hair, wearing a security uniform. One of his friends added, "We're not messing with you. Lincoln: (to the viewers) Welp, I may be forced to stay here for quite a long time, but at least I finally got away from my so-called "family"! "But you know what's even more lousy than that?" ], Family: "CONGRATULATIONS! WE RUINED OUR WHOLE FAMILY!!! Cuts back to now. This feels like a bad episode from a show thats running out of ideas. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Ugh!" The parents were shown to be hypocritical at the end, telling their children to behave when they cause the whole family to be kicked out and then tricking them into going to Aunt Ruth's and letting them have a nice weekend at a homemade spa (yes I'm aware the Aunt Ruth thing happens more or less unintentionally but come on, it doesn't really make a massive difference). WE DESERVE TO BE HURT!!!! (Both glare at each other) First you threaten me with your lousy pop stick of a baseball bat to make me come to a disgusting game thats nothing but a waste of time, than you blame me for your loss, than you help ruin my life, than youre too stupid to listen to my confession and admit that you were wrong and than at another stupid game you dont even make it up to me and you make me into some silly object! Lucy: "He's actually doing pretty good." Lynn: [nerviously] "Yeah, decent enough. ), Lynn Sr.: "Get ready kids, we're going to the movies again, but Lincoln is coming with us. Lynn Sr.: (tears up) I can't believe he said we're not a real family. Lana: You know, on second thought, I don't want to be at the beach. No Such Luck - Lucky Carol by TriassicLane Cartoons Comics Funny Comics Loud House Rule 34 The Loud House Lincoln The Loud House Fanart Loud House Characters Funny Comic Strips Movies Coming Out Sonic And Amy More information . (Points at Lynn) Nothing, but a stupid sore loser and a nasty, brainless brute! She turned to face her parents, a massive glare on her face, and Lola added, "And it's all mom and dad's fault." "Do you have any idea how lousy you made us feel?" Everything is going wrong with the Squirrels today. And she knew it wasn't about any massive gathering of one group for some kind of event because she would've been notified way ahead of time. ", Rita: (with a broken voice) "We're so sorry Lincoln! This is also a parody fanfiction that is based on Spongebob Squarepants' episode 'Hall Monitor,' The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron's episode 'Hall Monster,' Wayside's episode 'Safety Monitor,' it is also based on a chapter from Loud House Tales that was called 'Hall Monitor,' however that is no longer up for some reason, and Lynn Loud Jr. being a hall monitor in the Loud House season 5 episode 'Schooled!' I hate that you don't care about anyone, but yourselves! BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU LITTLE DEMONS ANYWHERE NEAR MY HOUSE AGAIN!" As the last of the guests ran away, Leni, the blonde girl that one of the guys mentioned earlier, came around the corner and saw her family in the spa. Lori yelled. Lucy: This was all just a complete tragedy and not in a good way. Immediately, everyone started running or hiding to avoid getting caught in the crosshairs of their destruction. He had a glare on his face and he was tapping his foot on the ground repetitively, showing that he was serious. I've had an account on this website for about a year and a half now and this is the first story I'm doing for it. This confused everyone even more, until Lincoln started putting 2 and 2 together. We know you are!". Also yes, this story takes place in season 5. Not a loud alt ending6. Lola: You mean you dont want to support us anymore? WE'RE BRUTES!!! Lana: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE OUR BROTHER ANYMORE AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!!!! Needless to say, they were not pleased. Perhaps i was wrong to fall for such a deception, even for my age group. Lincoln: (tearful) No! Lucy: But..but you wanted us to believe it. ", Lisa: "And if it's any consolation, you weren't the only one who should've thought about what you were doing. I don't need anyone! If you didn't show up, I don't want to think about what would've happened." Lisa responded with in her genius talk. You didn't deserve to win that stupid game or any game! "Not cool, guys." "What," Felix said, "what is it?" I got to find somewhere to hide! Leni stared crying and the rest of them followed suit. (Inhales, then exhales) "I. Lynn Sr. stuttered for a few moments and said, "Ground us?! the family opens the door to see a ticked off Lincoln. Because of this, Lincoln sneaks his way out of the kitchen, and next to the staircase. "Aren't you guys going to help us?" Eventually, Rita broke the long silence, saying, "Kids, I know you're angry at us for causing us to be kicked out of the hotel. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Honest! AND I'M GOING TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER JUST TO KEEP YOU AWAY!" Lincoln Loud, the middle child of the family, was brought to his older sister's baseball league from his own will. Luck. Lincoln: You can't do anything right! She walked into the spa and asked, in her usual ditzy tone, "Hey guys? We didn't find any though." I plan to do some more humorous parodies and some other stories that aren't going to be as serious as this one, so be on the lookout for that. [In stepped David, Winston, Skippy, Silas, Paige, Francisco, Benny, Sam, Chaz, and Bobby. Lincoln turned to Lori and said, "I think we should call Aunt Ruth and tell her how we feel." But right now, ive had it! (The other sisters come over onto the main couch. Lynn Sr.: But son..if you wanted time off, all you had to do was just say so! Although it does teach us a good moral about it not being an easy road (but its worth it), some of the stuff involved does feel a bit out of place (like the disowning part by Ruth). I was being a sore loser! he turned to the three men, who started sweating nervously, afraid of what would happen to them if they didn't say anything. We need to follow them, they have to be Lincoln's! Despite the pain his body was in, Felix grabbed his walkie talkie and said, "Maddie." The siblings were heard saying numerous phrases but they all pretty had the same topic, 'What did we do to get kicked out already?' (turns his attention to Luna) "Luna, remember when we went to that SMOOCH concert? I heard you scream! Here's another Alternate Ending. However, that silence would not last long as the security man and the guests saw the kids' faces turned red with anger, steam started bellowing out of their ears and a devastating fire formed in their eyes, the four started trying to get out of the room quickly, as they knew something bad was going to happen. "Get every available hotel staff employee on high alert. At least this thick skin won't let me down! And you better start talking now!". I do not own the Loud . ", Lincoln:[to the viewers] "Maybe I can move into Lisa's fallout shelter. "Which room number is it?" Anyway, as the title suggests, this is an alternate ending fanfic for Loud House Season 2 episode "Suite and Sour." INT-LOUD HOUSE-LINCOLN'S ROOM (Lincoln and Lucy have just finished reading the new homemade comic that she made for him.) (looks at Lincoln with a smile and puts a hand on his shoulder) "All of us. MLP - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Pinkie. ", Lincoln: "Well what are we standing here for? Whenever you fell like you need a break, you're free to take a rain check. Slamming the sliding glass door shut, he turned around and glared at everyone in the room. She knew it didn't mean the weather, it was going to be bright and sunny all day. UPDATE: 20/04/2018- the next chapter has been written I just need to correct some thing's from this chapter. *Cries* It's going to take me days to fix this baby! Baby Steps / Brawl in the Family. Angus: (surprised by the question) Oh my. But in hindsight, I guess I should've thought about it more before lying to you guys. Get me arrested. But this particular day, one of those children has been left out due to some "bad luck". Lincoln: No, im your good luck charm! Lincoln: But you were all so gullible and stupid! (continues to cry. "First of all, don't shout at me!," the woman said, in a tone that made Lola be quiet, "Second, if you give me a second, I'll sort this out some more." I hate presentations! ", Lola: (with a sad look on her face) "No. "EXCUSE ME???!!!" "Uh, sweetie," her dad said, in a nervous tone, "Think you and Luna can get out of the front seats, so I can drive us home." "Yeah, I guess that's fair," Luna said, "we made a promise with you and we couldn't keep it." You all are really, really bad luck! Pre-Story Notice: Hello everyone. None of the kids wanted to talk to their parents and the parents didn't know what to say to their kids. I hate softball! (The sisters tear up over their passions being so heavily insulted) I hate it that you lowlifes never learn a thing! (She sees the smashed trophy case and gasps). I loved winning so much that didn't take my failure like a good sport, and started thiswhole bycalling you bad luck. Lynn Sr. bit his lip for a moment, rubbed the back of his head with hand, and then sighed, "It might take a while and it might not be easy, but I'm certain we can regain their trust." This proves it. While we do so, sit on the couch and DON'T MOVE!" Lola: (sniffles) He called us all dummies.and a waste of life. Luan: (starts to cry) He also called us monsters..that we don't care for anyone, but ourselves.. Lana: He did have a point. "Aha!," she said, in triumph over what she found, "It appears that you were kicked out and supposed to leave the hotel at 9 am sharp." You are about as braindead as you're heartless! . Lincoln: "Oh really." White hair extended ending9. When my so-called 'family' gets home, I'm gonna have a talk with them." He gives her bat a furious glare, smashes it in half and throws it out the window. Just tell us and well let you skip it. Hearing their son shout at them like this, both mad and sad at them, broke their hearts. 2 months had come and gone and the parents were no longer grounded. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. She's smarter than she looks and there's evidence canon in the show to prove it.). They were upset and disappointed, their kids promised them they wouldn't cause any problems but they did. Lincoln and the parents come up.]. Suite and Sour / Back in Black. Dont threaten your little sister! Like Lynn Sr. said, it wasn't an easy road and there were times when they were ready to give up, but they didn't and, as a result, their kids forgave them for their actions, more or less. That question caused all the sisters to become shocked and then become angry. Leni: Linky, if you didnt want to come to my fashion show, you just had to say so! Lisa: (with a broken voice, but not as loud): "Even an intelligence person such as myself fell for such bologna. Felix got up to see the siblings storming downstairs, ready to give their parents a piece of their mind without a care for who or what gets broken in the process. But Lynn Jr. yelled, "SIT DOWN!" Mentioning their Aunt Ruth's bunions caused the siblings to gag, before returning back to normal and glaring at their parents. You're all just pure wastes of life! Rita stood up and heads to the door. ], Lincoln: Mom, Dad? Ronnie Anne: [Sighs] The softball game she accused Lincoln of being bad lack was on Friday the 13th. She smiled as Lincoln took it. She was bringing Lincoln her Valentines day card.] Lincoln: AND I NEVER, EVER WANT TO SEE YOU UNLUCKY PARASITES IN MY LIFE AGAIN!!! ", Lisa: (with a broken voice, but not as loud): "Even an intelligence person such as myselffell for such bologna. "SAVE IT, RITA!" You overreact to everything! They were wondering how could this room be these three idiots, they were booked until tomorrow. Whats next? Some sisters those ghouls are. Lucy: Helping a brother who helped me. Can you check on the computer and see who's staying in this room." Even Ronnie Anne was there too. "But, as usual," Lincoln added, walking towards his parents, "We didn't and as a result you got angry and grounded us." She shouted that last part at the top of her lungs. What the guy said also got the officer's attention, not just because this guy just informed him of somebody who was working here without being officially employed but also how they were just given the ok to enter a room that was clearly occupied. They were my favourite! And he did not look happy. ", Lynn: (smiles, more tears come down her eyes,) "What did I do to deserve a brother like you?" Lincoln: (points to the window) "The window. ", Sisters (sans Lynn, with sad looks on their faces): "No. Lincoln: Well my family doesnt think im bad luck anymore, in fact now they think im good luck. I spread one little white lie just to get more free time because i cant afford to come to so many actvities all in one go! (she comes down into the living room and whistles loudly) FAMILY, DOWN HERE NOW!!! Making Lincoln think we don't care about him? And, as a result, everyone, including the obnoxious guys and Lucy, were terrified. I didn't think you guys would believe I was bad luck, even going as far as to lock me out. Status Update. Trivia. First, if they are to go on vacation by themselves, they let the kids stay at home, second, they agree to bring swimwear and wear when going for a late night swim, three, if the place they stay at is great then they go there for a family vacation in the future and four, no more visits to Aunt Ruth's. It's not me who's the problem, it's you and your stubborn nature. (Lincoln says nothing to his mother. I hate this stupid beach! I have truly failed the term 'scientist'. Post a journal. Lincoln: You are a stupid bully, a coward, a nobody, a freak, a lamebrain, a beast and the worst sister ever AND THAT'S THAT!!!! Lynn: (coughs) You know, if I knew that my superstitions would make Lincoln disown us I never would have started this nonsense in the first place. He even throws many of his family's items out the windows, such as Luna's guitar, Luan's comedy props, Lisa's science set, Lori's phone, Leni's sewing machine and dresses, Rita's typing machine, Lynn Sr's cowbell, Lana's animal shelters, Lola's cosmetics and tiaras, Lucy's poetry book and coffin, the TV and most of Lynn's sports equipment. Lori soon pulled out her phone and dialed Aunt Ruth's number. Lucy: Lincoln's right! I know you would never label me bad luck, and youd never neglect me. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Lynn pitches and the opposing batter hits the ball right back her, knocking her socks, shoes, and hat off and making her spin in mid-air before landing on the ground. I'm not bad luck. [The crowd cheers, the Loud family gasps in shock] Lynn: "No! The fact that you locked me out of my own home all because of superstitions ithurt, it really hurt it felt like a jab inmy heart." Where did you get the gall to talk to us like that!? My disgust for them is almost as strong as Edwin's lust for blood. Bad luck never happened before when he was there..but he said all we do is just mess things up..we really are the worst family ever Rita: We're sorry kids. Just a head's up. And with that, Lori started driving the van out of the hotel and back towards their house. +7 more. "What do you kids want?" WE WENT TOO FAR!!! Pulling out his walkie talkie, he said, "This is Hotel Officer Mooresfield. I can't believe they said they'd tease you for eternity. He flies over to her and onto her hand.) I do not own The Loud House, it belongs to Nickelodeon Animation, created by Chris Savino. Guess they forgot to lock the windows. ), Lincoln: (to the viewers) " I can't believe they actually locked me out the house, which is also my home. The End. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. I hate pageants! And Lori and Lisa. No Such Luck, No Such Love is a The Loud House fanfic written by SpartanXHunterX which can be read here. He crawls over to the kitchen sink and drinks deeply.). "Hi, Aunt Ruth," Lola said, in a fake sweet tone, "it's your niece Rita's kids." Everyone in the room went silent, stood still, afraid to make a move or a noise. I'm the Duke! After that, for the remainder of the car ride, nothing was heard but the sounds of Rita's crying and her tears dropping from her face. Lana: What did you expect us to do Lincoln? Lynn Sr. and Rita wanted to say something, but saw the glares on their kids' faces and knew that they wouldn't get anywhere arguing. "Although," Lana, a six-year old tomboy wearing a baseball, added, "if it helps we tried to fix it." YOU'RE BANNED! "We just wanna tell you how much we HATE YOU, YOU GROSS UGLY THING!" Head Poet's Anxiety alt scene12. She started pacing the room, or more specifically around the couch. (Tears up) Our only bro. We messed up too. Hahahaha! We wont! Plot. The Loud House Re-Write - Linc or Swim. The family sees this and gasps in shock.). (tears up.). And with that the parents ran into the room and closed the door. Ronnie Anne sees Lincoln kicked out of his home and decides to take him out of there. I pull off one little trick and you guys all flip out over some nonsense like a bunch of gullible buffoons! [Later, Lincolns room is unlocked and his furnature was back. Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa were battling off against three obnoxious hotel guests that made all of them look like saints. Maybe I should just stop playing softball for a while. "We promised you wouldn't notice we were there while had a nice relaxing weekend, right?" Later, in jail). Speaking of, I plan to do another alternate ending to another Loud House episode, the ending for it might have been wholesome and good, I just feel that the events that happen in the episode could've been prevented if the siblings did this, that's all I'm going to say. [Normal - Remake - Original - Alternate Ending] 11 Louds a Leapin' Intern for the Worse / The Old and the Restless. They knew that whatever they were going to tell Aunt Ruth, it wasn't going to be good. I tried to make it as comical as i could. Rita: (Gasps) Lincoln! But seriously, we made a mess of everything! I can't believe I told him to back away from his own home! Rushing to the balcony door, he opened it, getting the girl's attention. Now, while this episode is nowhere near as bad as "Brawl in the Family" and "No Such Luck," the episode is still pretty thumbs down, especially with the ending. (Lisa turns to him) Whatever happened to Woman of Science, huh!?! (The family screams in horror. I feel like a fool! (Bursts into tears). ", Lincoln: "But just because you lost your game, doesn't mean you have to pin it on me! Leni was working, even though she wasn't even hired and what she was doing is illegal (author interruption: ok I know, to be fair, this is Leni we're dealing with and she means no trouble, but still, what she's doing is unreported employment, which is against the law, look it up if you don't believe me). Lynn: HUH!?!?! "As grateful as I am that I saved you from making a dangerous decision," the man said, his tone getting lighter for a moment before returning to a serious tone, "I'm afraid that doesn't do much to the amount of trouble you're all in.". Wow, Lincoln, I'm really sorry. I'll admit, it was stupid and wrong of me to lie to them and take advantage of it, and I probably should've just told them that I just wanted some me time, but honestly, I think this is way more than I deserve. "I can't believe you," Luna yelled, "I didn't even do anything yesterday and you still decided to ground me for no reason!" You love baseball. But i didnt expect to be ejected from the house and lose everything i had! Just a heads up, there are moments of severe anger and shouting, so if you don't like either of these then I'd recommend reading something else. Lincoln: I'd like to keep this in private, but i got a question for you angus. Lock 'n' Loud / The Whole Picture. Leni: (sniffles) I miss him so bad. ], [They pant heavily, before realizing it was all a nightmare. We had no idea this family could be so gullible. Luna blushed. (closes the door to the room) Lincoln: Okay then. After a few seconds, the same pounding noise was heard yet again, this time even louder. Sweaty Pants here! Nobody wanted to answer, but they knew things would get uglier if they didn't, so, Luna made the decision to walk slowly to the door and open it just enough to see who's out there but not to let them in. His choreography is so dated. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. [Ronnie Anne handed Lincoln the card. 902 8 2. "YOU HEARD HER!" (It cuts to the beach, Lincoln is in sunglasses and a hat.). Our parents grounded us to this room because we got in trouble yesterday. I don't want to pick a movie you guys possiblyly won't enjoy, I want to watch something all of us will enjoy." (sniffles) I'd better make a home fast. Rita: Lincoln?! Lori turned to face him, lowered the window and said, "What?" "WELL I HATE ALL OF YOU, TOO!" it is true that the Duke's actions were noble and his heart was stout, but he held doubts of his. ", Lincoln:[scared] "Lynn's right! Lisa: (beat) Okay, i admit, maybe there were many explanations to resolve such crazy, inane hooey. We said we were sorry. kamenrider. Once they fell asleep, they no longer had any bad dreams that night. But the woman did, "That your parents were caught skinny dipping after hours? I'll just play softball all by myself! NO!" Rita tried to say something, but she couldn't. Lincoln: Girls! A late St. Patrick's Day story for austin2468. I promise I won't be absent all the time, just once in a while. It was against the law. But, if what this guy was saying is true, then the only reason the room would show up as vacant is if the family was checking out. Morag: well, if you insist I suppose. We don't want to stare at you on the drive home, so you're sitting in the back." A very, and I'm talking VERY, controversial episode of The Loud House. They also saw Lori in the front seat, Lynn Sr. knocked on the window. And then blew more raspberries and spit on them some more (hopefully the last author interruption but if not then I'll let you know: I know her seat is located in the first row behind the driver in canon but for this instance of going along with not wanting to look at their parents, the siblings put Lily's seat in the far back to help the other siblings not have to look at their parents, I know this is a little wrong, but please understand it shows how mad the siblings are). [Lynn Sr. teared up and he burst into tears at the heartwarming moment.] "Hotel security came up to the room?!" Lynn Sr. asked. tears began to fall out their eyes. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Lynn: (sighs) Who am I kidding? Lynn Sr.: Look, son, families will have bad days every now and than. During the drive, there was nothing but silence, which is very uncommon for a vehicle that is usually occupied by 13 people. Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. "And," Lori said, as she approached her parents, "if you want to act like irresponsible teenagers. Eventually Lincoln had the courage to say something, but was stuttering as he did so, "Areare you saying" he wanted to finished that sentence but felt that he couldn't. Lincoln: Youre too stubborn to admit youre wrong, you never admit you mess up, your as gross as you are lousy and you never learn anything! ", Lincoln: (To his all sisters) "All thoseevents I attended, was I bad luck? After half an hour, Lincoln begins to sweat like crazy and lose his mind. I can't let those crazy beasts see me! Ive been a really nice guy with you for far too long! I'm not. Just because of superstitions?! ], Lynn: "Lincoln, you could've tripped and cost us the entire game! Rita: Sweetie, calm down. (He picks up the squirrel suit, jumps up and down on the head and starts ripping the chest)", Lynn: HEY! "But you know what's not fair?" Someone at front desk please respond." Leni: WE DON'T DESERVE LOVE OR THIS TRIP TO THE BEACH!!!! It spawned dozens of fanfics about it, and caused his whiny fanbase to go haywire on the sisters. This shocked Rita, she thought Ruth enjoyed seeing her family. I-, Lincoln: "LYNN!" (Lynn stops) "I forgive you. Rita: Honey! ", (after a few seconds of silence, Lincoln smiles at them), Lincoln: "I forgive you." Lincoln: I dont think I told you I was bad luck. Let's go! It's no fun without Lincoln! Rita: Kids, your friends are here. Any bad luck? I just hurt Lynn! Rita: Honey, please. I'll keep it between the both of us. ), Lincoln: But you know what!? "Well mom, you know what I think?" You're all delusional and irresponsible all the time and I HATE that! Now, let me make this clear! I hate clowning! The siblings and parents saw Leni standing there, mom and dad were curious why Leni wasn't with them in the room but before they could say anything, Lisa answered her, "Yes my second oldest sibling. Things were starting to get intense in the Loud family hotel room. Ruth shouted back, insulted. While eating breakfast, Lincoln learns from his sisters that they have planned activities later in the day. The squirrel mascot is dancing a little less energetic than usual. Okay this episode has already been hated enough you can pretty much type in the rants for 'No such luck' and there will be a lot of those, I too hated this e. She whistles for Fangs.